Sister: Why didn't you carry the trash out yet?
Brother: Mom threw a cockroach in it, and I am scared of cockroaches.
Sister: Mom did? Mom is scared of cockroaches too.
Brother: No she's not.
Sister: Yes, she is.
Brother: Only live ones, I mean.
Sister: No, she's scared of any of them. Just ask her.
Brother: Mom! You aren't scared of dead cockroaches, are you?
Mother: Well, that depends...
Brother: Depends on what?
Mother: It depends on how dead they are.