Sunday, January 28, 2007

Well, that depends...

Sister: Why didn't you carry the trash out yet?

Brother: Mom threw a cockroach in it, and I am scared of cockroaches.

Sister: Mom did? Mom is scared of cockroaches too.

Brother: No she's not.

Sister: Yes, she is.

Brother: Only live ones, I mean.

Sister: No, she's scared of any of them. Just ask her.

Brother: Mom! You aren't scared of dead cockroaches, are you?

Mother: Well, that depends...

Brother: Depends on what?

Mother: It depends on how dead they are.

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